I see you.....
…..well, I’ll be able to see you without glasses or contacts after January 24th! I’m having Lasik eye surgery and I can’t tell you how excited I am. It is a really cool procedure and doesn’t even take more than a minute total to laser both of my eyes. I wonder if they use frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their frickin’ heads. I did of course ask the doctor if they immobilize my head as I’d hate to jerk away and laser off the top of my head. He didn’t seem to think that would be a problem.
And now, a list. Things I am not proud of, by Melaniewashere:
1. I ate ice cream for dinner last night. Chocolate Moosetracks. Holy crap is that good ice cream.
2. I ask Dave to get me any number of things in the morning. Items include, but are not limited to, black pants, lemonade, iced tea, coffee, a shirt. Apparently this bothers the shit out of him. I’d like to say I’ll stop, that I’ll become more self reliant, but I doubt it. I’ll try.
3. I roll my eyes and sigh heavily every single time the phone at work rings. Every time.
4. I walk through a waiting room of sick people and all I can focus on is the wretched stench of urine. Real nice, eh? I should feel badly since they are sick people, but I just wish they'd stop peeing on our chairs.
5. I use the cheap ass gas. I know it would be better on my car to use the high grade stuff, but I really don’t feel like getting a second job to pay for it.
6. I secretly want to bitch-slap several people. Several. Not sure why I’m not proud of that since the ones I want to bitch-slap totally deserve to be bitch-slapped (is bitch-slap supposed to be hyphenated?).
7. The fact that I have branded Nick a slut. I mean, he totally is a slut, but I’m not proud that I told everyone.
8. When I hear that so-and-so is pregnant sometimes I am jealous.
9. I chew the ever living shit out of my cuticles. Gross.
10. I swear way too much.
And some pics of the ladies and me, in case you forgot what we look like :-) And yes, I am wearing a belt on my head in one of the pictures. Shut up, you love it.
And now, a list. Things I am not proud of, by Melaniewashere:
1. I ate ice cream for dinner last night. Chocolate Moosetracks. Holy crap is that good ice cream.
2. I ask Dave to get me any number of things in the morning. Items include, but are not limited to, black pants, lemonade, iced tea, coffee, a shirt. Apparently this bothers the shit out of him. I’d like to say I’ll stop, that I’ll become more self reliant, but I doubt it. I’ll try.
3. I roll my eyes and sigh heavily every single time the phone at work rings. Every time.
4. I walk through a waiting room of sick people and all I can focus on is the wretched stench of urine. Real nice, eh? I should feel badly since they are sick people, but I just wish they'd stop peeing on our chairs.
5. I use the cheap ass gas. I know it would be better on my car to use the high grade stuff, but I really don’t feel like getting a second job to pay for it.
6. I secretly want to bitch-slap several people. Several. Not sure why I’m not proud of that since the ones I want to bitch-slap totally deserve to be bitch-slapped (is bitch-slap supposed to be hyphenated?).
7. The fact that I have branded Nick a slut. I mean, he totally is a slut, but I’m not proud that I told everyone.
8. When I hear that so-and-so is pregnant sometimes I am jealous.
9. I chew the ever living shit out of my cuticles. Gross.
10. I swear way too much.
And some pics of the ladies and me, in case you forgot what we look like :-) And yes, I am wearing a belt on my head in one of the pictures. Shut up, you love it.
posted by Melanie was here @ 9:50 AM
Congrats on the eyes! I'm sure it will be nice to wake up and see with out the aid of anything. Plus, I think you get some cool painkillers!
I'm the same way about hearing how people are getting engaged. One girl, on her second marriage actually said "I'm not getting any younger".. I looked at my left hand and sighed.