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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Nightmare on Rose Mallow Court

I had a dream (nightmare?) last night that I had a baby with three eyes. I felt guilty because the baby creeped me out.

Thoughts?

8 Comments:

  • At January 31, 2006 10:56 AM, Blogger laura said…

    i think everyone has those dreams. i had a dream that my baby was a chimpanzee. he was cute though.

    are you in the family way?

     
  • At January 31, 2006 11:12 AM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Nope, I am not in the family way. Wish I was, but I am most definitely not.

     
  • At January 31, 2006 1:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I looked this up in my dream book, and this is what I found (I've only included the parts that I thought were relevant). However, it most likely means nothing in particular.

    Babies: This is a very auspicious cream symbolising happiness and success in everything you do.
    If the baby is a newborn it suggests you have a child-like dependence on someone close to you. It also suggests that you're exhausted with constant failure at something, probably work.
    A crying baby is a sign to take heart. Help and advice are coming to you from someone close.
    Ugly babies are a warning to beware of treachery on the part of someone you trust.

     
  • At January 31, 2006 1:44 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    Maybe something you've done hasn't turned out the way you wanted?

    Is this about your bowling game? Because I thought you did awesome.

     
  • At January 31, 2006 1:49 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Sue Z Q - I guess three eyes would constitute ugly, right? The thing is, the baby was a newborn but was already smiling at me.

    Ubie - I think I'm ok w/my bowling. I bowled my arse off on Saturday! Probably to impress you.

     
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  • At January 31, 2006 6:52 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Um, Ubie, did you just spam me?

     
  • At January 31, 2006 7:35 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

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