My Therapist Claims There's Hope

He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Merry effing Christmas

**editor's update: Dave found the check for $50K in the desk at home. No idea how it got there, but thank God we have it.

WE ARE SO PHUCKED. WE ARE AWAITING A CHECK FOR $50,000 WHICH STILL HASN’T SHOWN UP. THEY TOLD DAVE IF IT DOESN’T COME TODAY THEY WILL CANCEL IT AND SEND ANOTHER ONE….TAKES ABOUT 5 DAYS. NOPE, THEY DON’T DO WIRE TRANSFER. NOPE, THEY DON’T DO OVERNIGHT UNLESS DAVE OVERNIGHTS THEM AN OVERNIGHT ENVELOPE.

DAVE (GUESS I DID TOO) LOST TRACK OF THE DATE AND DIDN’T ACCEPT THE COMPANY’S OFFER ON OUR HOUSE UNTIL YESTERDAY. THEY CALLED TODAY TO CONFIRM THAT THEY RECEIVED THE PAPERWORK AND IT WILL TAKE ABOUT 5 DAYS TO GET THE MONEY.

AT THIS POINT WE HAVE NO PHUCKING DOWNPAYMENT AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO CLOSE ON MONDAY.

SO, SURE WE CAN PUSH BACK THE CLOSE DATE, BUT WE HAVE SO MANY OTHER THINGS SET IN MOTION SUCH AS MOVERS, UTILITIES, ETC. THAT IT WILL BE A GIANT PAIN IN THE ARSE.

OH, AND THE MASSIVE BUILDUP OF ICE ON OUR ROOF IS PROBABLY GOING TO CAUSE SOME NICE DAMAGE. STUPID PHUCKING MOTHER NATURE BULLSHIT.

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