I'm baaaaaack!
I will post some pics, etc. of the new house and give you some details of the move once I'm caught up at work. Until then, here is a little conversation between Lo Lo and me today. It is good to be back! Of course it started out innocently enough making fun of a co-worker.
Mel to Lo Lo: I think J needs a hair cut. Hello, it may go with the Trans Am, but it ain’t workin’ with scrubs.
Lo Lo to Mel: Oh come on, he looks so very hot. I mean, he’s the perfect combo of Magnum, P.I. and Michael Knight. Jealous, much?
Mel to Lo Lo: Just because you did in his backseat doesn’t mean you have to stick up for him.
Lo Lo to Mel: First I threw up in my mouth, then I went temporarily blind. Thanks for that.
Mel to Lo Lo: That was probably caused by the syphilis
Lo Lo to Mel: Is THAT why it burns when I urinate?
Mel to Lo Lo: Uh huh!!! Antibiotics – learn about them and make them your friend.
And then Lo Lo wrote a song:
Lo Lo’s debut of her new song:
“Ode to Syphilis”
Lyrics and music by Lo Lo Lova
If it burns when you pee
You might want to see
A doctor to study your piss
If it hurts when you scratch
A piece of your snatch
You might just have syphilis
CHORUS:
Syphilis
Oh Syphilis
You dealt me a rotten hand
Syphilis
Oh Syphilis
Why’d I have that one-night stand?
Mel to Lo Lo: I think J needs a hair cut. Hello, it may go with the Trans Am, but it ain’t workin’ with scrubs.
Lo Lo to Mel: Oh come on, he looks so very hot. I mean, he’s the perfect combo of Magnum, P.I. and Michael Knight. Jealous, much?
Mel to Lo Lo: Just because you did in his backseat doesn’t mean you have to stick up for him.
Lo Lo to Mel: First I threw up in my mouth, then I went temporarily blind. Thanks for that.
Mel to Lo Lo: That was probably caused by the syphilis
Lo Lo to Mel: Is THAT why it burns when I urinate?
Mel to Lo Lo: Uh huh!!! Antibiotics – learn about them and make them your friend.
And then Lo Lo wrote a song:
Lo Lo’s debut of her new song:
“Ode to Syphilis”
Lyrics and music by Lo Lo Lova
If it burns when you pee
You might want to see
A doctor to study your piss
If it hurts when you scratch
A piece of your snatch
You might just have syphilis
CHORUS:
Syphilis
Oh Syphilis
You dealt me a rotten hand
Syphilis
Oh Syphilis
Why’d I have that one-night stand?
posted by Melanie was here @ 3:59 PM
Brilliant. I'm about to move. I will commemorate it with a sonnet about herpes. Not that it matters much, but I only recognize about half of the characters in that word verification thing down there, which means it's highly unlikely this will appear in your comments.