My Therapist Claims There's Hope

He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

I hired a cleaning lady today. I'm thrilled! Now if I could just hire a chef and personal shopper I'd be golden.

At February 18, 2007 11:15 PM, Anonymous said…

And someone to pick up dog poop before the neighbor smells it in the spring.
At February 19, 2007 9:35 AM, Anonymous said…

I'll be on dog poop patrol over the next few days as the snow melts, and those brown piles start prairie doggin... lol...I say get some dishwashing rubber gloves and a bag... far easier than a pooper scooper!
At February 19, 2007 8:13 PM, Anonymous said…

You know...all those times you've made me run around your house in your French maid outfit. All you had to say was, "Pick up a broom, bitch." I wouldn't have been offended!
At February 21, 2007 4:59 PM, Lo Lo Lova said…

I AM SO JEALOUS!!!!!!!!

Wait... what will Dave do with all of his spare time now???
At February 21, 2007 5:02 PM, Melanie was here said…

He will give me manicures and pedicures, and clean up dog poop. It's really a win-win situation.
At February 23, 2007 6:12 AM, Anonymous said…

Mel does not let anyone touch her feet and she self manicures. The dogs have both taken to eating poop, I don't know why. Leaves me with little to do. I have shoveled off the deck and cleaned the garage floor. There's always something to paint.