Reasons why today can go phuck itself

1. Spent 2 hours stuck in traffic trying to get to work.
2. Finally got to work and everyone here is pissing me off. Ok, well not everyone but damn near close.
3. My eyes are still friggin' dilated from yesterday. The dilation and the stress of the light on my eyes is making me REALLY tired.
4. I didn't sleep well last night.
5. I went to the crapeteria to get lunch and had $20 in my pocket. Got to the cash register to pay and that bitch was gone. Searched my 2 pockets like 74 times. My friend went and retraced our steps. No $20 spot. I'm sure it either fell out of my stupid pocket, or was partially hanging out and some douche bag took it. In either case, I was angry. Very angry. Punch a wall angry.
6. My button down shirt is a wee bit too tight and keeps gapping in the boob area. I hate that.
7. Having a horrible hair day. Not sure if I just didn't use enough mousse, or if I used too much conditioner, or if I didn't rinse out the conditioner well enough. In any case, it looks like poop and I may have to shave my head.
8. A friend of mine is going through some really difficult personal shit and I don't know how to help her. Actually don't think I can help her other than to just keep on lovin' her. Sucks though. I like to fix things.
9. You know all the weight I lost a few months ago? I say all the weight like I did something spectacular. I lost about 10 pounds. Well, those phuckers found me and brought a few of their friends. I so need to sign up for a liposuction package or something.
10. Because I said so.