i so got it

Dude, I got my Dell! From this point forward I will not backspace or fix any errors. I have to get used to my new keyboard. So, here we go.....
Sue and Brian and Dseth cane iver I mean over for dinner tonight and we had pasta and bread and sald. That was supposed to be salad. It is 22 or 11:30 and Sue just went up to bed. We have towat to wat watch Sophie because ws she keeps trying o to join Seth and Sue (seperately in b ed). So, I GOT MY DELL. Actually, o I could give a shit about Dell, but I got my laptop. I can now r wrie wrie write the great american novel and sd do it from my cocuch!
Let’s see wjat what Brian has to say.....
Brian says what’s up bizatches!!! I’m on duty and I’m tied to my pager. Dave’s at work and we have had a bottle or two of wine.
Brian is changing channels cuz he hates my remote. Here is again.....
LCD TV good....remote control bad. Bottle of Menage a Trois gone. Eyelids are getting heavy.
The Cavs have lost already, and the Indians have won on C.C’s three hit complete game. The Cavs completely blew their chance to win the series, and this city is going to be highly disappointed when the Cavs get smoked at the Palace. Game 7 Sunday. I’m going to bet it’s not much of a game.
Watching Mavs/Spurs in an effort to find baseball highlights. Not working. Tim Duncan is going to be elinminated from the playoffs.
Brian ia playing with the tv again. Whatever.
Don’t whatever me! Trying to find baseball. Nothing. Setteling for Seinfeld. It’s on for five minutes and now over. Going back to the TV.......
This Dell is kinda nice.....Mel is M.I.A....Dude, I got a Dell! Woo hoo!
Mel is back...one moment please.....
I’M BACK BABY!
So, Tam’s baby shower is tomorrow and I think we are all ready. And while I was MIA I was putting on Pjs and going potty. So, whatever.
The keyboard isn’t that hard. I think I have the feel of it. I like this dell
I am now going to dictate what brian tells me to type....without looking.
Is that the new camry. Il ie the new camyr. Sue said I could get one of thsoe. It isn’t the camry. Eljreoithpoiweythiehrfr
Brfian says tweezers and nasal spray will get you out of anything.
Rise and shine forecast.
Oh dude, don’t be that guy
munching......
More munching.....
Munching....
Hey that andersson verajon guy looked like a douche.
I gotta duck
I think I may have missed some stuff but I
am not sure.
Someting about pita chips that hits the spot.
Dave Letterman is still funny.
...Mel goes to open more wine....lets see if Brian drinks any.
Brian says he won’t have anhy.
Mel opens wine.
Brian says "well, maybe a little."