Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Last one for today! So, as I said, I went to a really cool school in South Euclid….Victory Park. They tore it down a year or two after I left and put in an ACME. I think it is a Giant Eagle now. Anywhooo, my kindergarten class was kick @ss, my teacher was awesome and I loved it! We had a sand box in our classroom. We could play with it at recess, before class etc. So, one day (and mind you I was the picture of innocence with my blonde locks and bright blue eyes sporting Garanimals!) we are playing in the sand box. I don’t remember why, but I screamed really, really loud. The teacher (Miss. Winter – can’t believe I remember her name) was PISSED! She demanded to know who screamed like that. I immediately said “Jimmy.” He never denied it either! So, he had to stay after school. I felt bad, but what’s a girl to do? Jimmy, if you are out there and reading this I apologize.
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At March 23, 2005 5:09 PM, said…
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At March 23, 2005 5:17 PM, Melanie was here said…
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At March 24, 2005 9:11 AM, said…
I'm Miss Medic. That never was my real name, you know - Mister Medic was more like it. And now that I know how to find you Jimmy, you little wus, and Melanie, you mischievous brat, you're both going to the principal's office. Where you will be bitch-slapped the way you should've been 25 years ago. Thanks for making me quit teaching and driving me into this asylum. Really.
I'm Jimmy. My whole life was ruined because of you. I had a sex change operation and spent my whole life tracking you down. And now that I've found you, I will get my revenge. [Insert maniacal laughter here]