Grapes of Ass

After two bottles of white wine with my good friend Rachel last night, I had a brilliant idea to combat the chin acne that has been plaguing me of late. I very rarely get pimples on my butt, even though I would rather have them there than on my face! I figure I can go to a plastic surgeon and have them graft some ass tissue to my chin!!! Okay, yeah, sounded like a much better idea last night. Of course, then when I watch Back 2 the Future and Biff asks "What are you lookin' at, butt head" I'll feel personally offended!