Vibrating panties - YOWZA!
I think I may have to cancel my order.....or at the very least not wear them to the grocery store!
Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
By Lester Haines (lester.haines at theregister.co.uk)
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=8&pid=2673) to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.
Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
By Lester Haines (lester.haines at theregister.co.uk)
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=8&pid=2673) to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.
posted by Melanie was here @ 4:12 PM
You know, you try to spice up something boring like grocery shopping and this is what happens. Life is not fair.