What up, DAWG?!
I haven’t posted since last Friday. I’m not boycotting or anything because Blogger is a stupid whore. I mean, Blogger is most definitely a stupid whore, but that isn’t why I haven’t posted. Guess I just haven’t had anything to talk about, funny or otherwise. That changes now. Time for some random, free-flow stream of consciousness. Let’s get started, shall we?
Things you may not know about me:
I am afraid of just about everything, and that could actually be a Blog of its own. Here are a few though just to get your attention. I am afraid of heights, airplanes, bridges, crowds, serial killers, lightening and for some dumb reason thunder. I am afraid that the earth will stop turning and we will be flung into space. I am afraid that when I die it will hurt. I am also afraid of what I’ll miss down here on Earth when I die. Hopefully I can watch from heaven. I am afraid that my friends won’t like me anymore once they discover that I am afraid of everything. Generally every day that I walk in my parking garage before and after work I am afraid that it will collapse crushing me. Yeah, I could go on for hours but I’ll move on……
Other things you may not know about me include that my favorite color is purple, but nothing in my home is purple. My favorite veggie is spinach and I hardly ever eat it. My favorite Kool-Aid flavor is lime, second favorite is grape. My favorite time of day is when I get home from work and get to see my husband and our dogs. Wish I had more time at home! My favorite pizza is white with ham and pineapple and if the pizza place sends it with let’s say red sauce, I have been known to lick the entire pizza and send that bitch right back to the pizza place. Get it right – white sauce. WHITE SAUCE YOU MORONS.
Places I would like to travel to:
This may seem odd since I hate flying, and actually fear every mode of transportation other than me driving my car, but I like to travel and see the world. I have been to France and would love to go back. However I would like to see the following places first:
Egypt (everyone who knows me knows that I am addicted to the study of ancient Egypt)
Italy (I think I have kin from Florence)
The Pocconos
Washington, D.C.
Seattle to see the original Starbucks. Man, I’m addicted to that liquid gold (that’s how much it costs!)
Europe to follow the Allied forces movement during WWII
The concentration camps so that I can add my tears to the billions shed by others because of the atrocities committed there.
Aruba
Things that REALLY piss me off:
Monday mornings
Tuesday mornings
Wednesday mornings
Thursday mornings
Rush-hour traffic
People who hurt children
Getting the wrong pizza
Stupid people
Arrogance
Apathetic people
Drug dealers
I guess that is enough for now, have to save some for later! Feel free to ask if there is something else you would like to know about me, or share something that I may not know about you! Sorry this is so long, I’m afraid that you won’t read all of it…..oh crap, here I go again!
Things you may not know about me:
I am afraid of just about everything, and that could actually be a Blog of its own. Here are a few though just to get your attention. I am afraid of heights, airplanes, bridges, crowds, serial killers, lightening and for some dumb reason thunder. I am afraid that the earth will stop turning and we will be flung into space. I am afraid that when I die it will hurt. I am also afraid of what I’ll miss down here on Earth when I die. Hopefully I can watch from heaven. I am afraid that my friends won’t like me anymore once they discover that I am afraid of everything. Generally every day that I walk in my parking garage before and after work I am afraid that it will collapse crushing me. Yeah, I could go on for hours but I’ll move on……
Other things you may not know about me include that my favorite color is purple, but nothing in my home is purple. My favorite veggie is spinach and I hardly ever eat it. My favorite Kool-Aid flavor is lime, second favorite is grape. My favorite time of day is when I get home from work and get to see my husband and our dogs. Wish I had more time at home! My favorite pizza is white with ham and pineapple and if the pizza place sends it with let’s say red sauce, I have been known to lick the entire pizza and send that bitch right back to the pizza place. Get it right – white sauce. WHITE SAUCE YOU MORONS.
Places I would like to travel to:
This may seem odd since I hate flying, and actually fear every mode of transportation other than me driving my car, but I like to travel and see the world. I have been to France and would love to go back. However I would like to see the following places first:
Egypt (everyone who knows me knows that I am addicted to the study of ancient Egypt)
Italy (I think I have kin from Florence)
The Pocconos
Washington, D.C.
Seattle to see the original Starbucks. Man, I’m addicted to that liquid gold (that’s how much it costs!)
Europe to follow the Allied forces movement during WWII
The concentration camps so that I can add my tears to the billions shed by others because of the atrocities committed there.
Aruba
Things that REALLY piss me off:
Monday mornings
Tuesday mornings
Wednesday mornings
Thursday mornings
Rush-hour traffic
People who hurt children
Getting the wrong pizza
Stupid people
Arrogance
Apathetic people
Drug dealers
I guess that is enough for now, have to save some for later! Feel free to ask if there is something else you would like to know about me, or share something that I may not know about you! Sorry this is so long, I’m afraid that you won’t read all of it…..oh crap, here I go again!
posted by Melanie was here @ 10:04 AM
Mel is a borderline Republican though she likes to pretend she is for the masses. She is also afraid of bugs especially spiders. She does cry a lot for people less fortunate which shows she has a good heart.