My Therapist Claims There's Hope

He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Aw crap.

I like poop as much as the next gal, but not when it is in the middle of my carpeted bathroom floor at 6:25 a.m. in the liquid form left by my dog. I'm sure my husband likes it even less as he got the call to get out of bed and clean it up. It was either that, or he would be cleaning up my puke in addition to the liqui-shit left by Shadow.

This of course was after cleaning shit and puke last night when we got home. Had to strip the bed and Dave had loads of poo to take care of. Glad I took Rach home and missed most of it.

Ah, the joys of owning a pet. On that note, congratulations to Ubie on the new addition to her family. Meow.

13 Comments:

At October 04, 2005 1:09 PM, Anonymous said…

This is why I own cat's instead of dogs.. The worse thing that's happenend is when bullette gets it stuck in her fur... that's not fun....
At October 04, 2005 1:11 PM, Anonymous said…

Hmm.. Looks like I'm first... way to be an asstard everyone!
At October 04, 2005 1:59 PM, Anonymous said…

So, Shadow's had the Hershey squirts, hunh? Hope she feels better soon! :)
At October 04, 2005 4:10 PM, Flan said…

What the hell?!? Are you Angela now, or something? Geez - thanks for sharing.
At October 04, 2005 4:11 PM, Melanie was here said…

Right, because I made you come and look at the poop after sex? Whatever dude, it was gross and I had to share.
At October 04, 2005 10:13 PM, Ubermilf said…

I'm sorry. That's unpleasant. Is the dog okay?
At October 05, 2005 2:25 AM, Anonymous said…

I now remember the time that my cat got sick all over my now ex boyfriend... that was great... I still don't even know that he knows for sure it was her!
At October 05, 2005 8:38 AM, Melanie was here said…

Ubie - Shadow went to the vet yesterday. She is fine. He said it was either something she ate or a virus.....but she has been fine so far all day yesterday and this morning.
At October 06, 2005 10:28 AM, Lo Lo Lova said…

You better start practicing on Maija - because you are in for a world poo. Get used to it. It is nasty. And multi-colored. And once they start eating foods, multi-stanky. P-U!! My best advice - breathe in thru the mouth and DON'T SMELL - whatever you do, don't smell it!
At October 06, 2005 10:53 AM, Anonymous said…

Ahhh.. this is why kids won't be in my world!
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Aw crap.

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