My Therapist Claims There's Hope

He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT.

Friday, September 30, 2005

So I don't get spit on....

Jobs I thought would be kick ass when I was a kid and planned to do:

Racecar driver
Hair stylist
Airline stewardess
Truck driver
High school English/German teacher
Housewife/mom
Jet fighter pilot
Barbie
Lawyer (thanks to the glam of LA Law)
Vet

Jobs that I have held pertaining to the above list:
None.

I think I surpassed my goals. I mean, I was a waitress at Ponderosa for Christ’s sake.

12 Comments:

At September 30, 2005 1:01 PM, Anonymous said…

Don't forget the rockin job at the Farm Park!
At September 30, 2005 2:08 PM, Ubermilf said…

Wasn't Ponderosa a buffet-style restaurant? So calling yourself a waitress is kind of a stretch, isn't it?
At September 30, 2005 2:10 PM, Melanie was here said…

Actually, when I worked there they were more service oriented. I had to get their drinks and all refills and clear dishes and bring out "steak" dinners when they were ready. Actually, I did every job at Ponderosa a.k.a. Pondergrossa. My fave was washing dishes - the huge dish tank kicked ass. Ahhhh, good times.
At September 30, 2005 8:27 PM, GingerSnaps said…

i remember that! when you ordered a steak(while standing in line) at ponderosa they would bring it out to you. the ice cream sundae buffet kicked ass though.
At October 03, 2005 5:42 PM, Scarlet Hip said…

I always wanted to be an international superspy.

I'm a schoolteacher.
At October 04, 2005 6:02 AM, CheyenneWay said…

I wanted to fly into space, ya know, like an astronaut. I took LSD instead and now im decoding genome systems. Im still working on the "Rock Star" job but people never wanna book an all Native American band dressed as hardcore mexican wrestlers in tights. Bahh go figure but im still shootin for that stardom!
At October 04, 2005 12:35 PM, Flan said…

You probably spit on the food before you brought it out to everyone, just to spite them.
At October 04, 2005 12:53 PM, Melanie was here said…

Wow, I think you have me confused with some other rage-filled chick from Cleveland. I can honestly say I never ever have done that. Disgusting.

I have licked a pizza, but only because they were assholes when I called to tell them they sent the wrong one. That story is somewhere in my archives.
At October 06, 2005 10:25 AM, Lo Lo Lova said…

I wanted to be the following:

Truck Driver
Movie Star
Rock Star
Hotel Owner
Writer
Hooker
Bouncer at a Bar I Part-Owned

What I actually did:

Tutored
Worked at the Limited
Worked at a factory - in the office
Worked at a private club serving up the friday night fish fry
Worked at Heinen's (grocery)
Worked as a Nanny
Worked in a college bookstore

And now this magical carreer :)
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Friday, September 30, 2005

So I don't get spit on....

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