Did I hear you right?
Anyway, he called and he passed the test! So tonight, I will be finished and he may clean up now! Men. Jeez.
*I cannot discuss the project at this time, but will in the future. It's a secret! ;-)
He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT.
At June 08, 2005 5:00 PM, Fella said…
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At June 09, 2005 6:46 AM, Captain Beefheart said…
This is unfortunately how most men perceive the limit of their culinary duties. Have someone hand you meat, then cook it - badly.
Hence the phenomenon of dad saying "let's have a barbecue - I'll cook", so mum lays table, butters buns, boils onions, prepares coleslaw, assembles condiments, fetches meat from deep freeze, serves drinks, serves food to family / guests while dad burns meat on both sides then hands it to mum to serve, before settling back in his chair with a beer and a burger while mum clears away detritus. "Doesn't that make a nice change, eh?" says dad. Mum stabs dad with steak knife.
At June 09, 2005 7:42 AM, Lo Lo Lova said…
At June 09, 2005 9:42 AM, said…
In the old Stork household, it works a little different. Mostly Mrs.Stork cooks, because she gets home earlier, and cleans up. While I go on about other tasks, such as cutting the grass. On other occasions if I have no husbandly tasks, I will do the clean-up. Generally, though, Mrs. Stork knows that at anytime, she doesn't want to clean-up, just leave everything in place and my anal retentive self will clean it up. Because dishes just can't sit there, they'll get all crusty.
At June 09, 2005 10:10 AM, Melanie was here said…
My hubby has learned that if he leaves the dishes sit, my anal-ness comes out and I have to clean them up.
I would be happy to do both the cooking and the clean-up if I got home at a reasonable hour, but I don't get home until after 6 p.m. due to my commute. So, after a 13 or so hour day, it is rough, especially when I am knocking out laundry or dusting whilst preparing the meal. Ah well, need to win the damn lottery and this will all take care of itself.
At June 09, 2005 11:51 AM, said…
At June 09, 2005 11:54 AM, said…
Now folks I'm getting a "wouldn't the world be better without men" type rant here. We're aren't all useless you know.
Physical violence seems to be acceptable towards men, but not towards women (rightly so). Ladies and gentlemen physical violence is not acceptable and is not the answer. Full stop. Unless it's torwards Jeremey Clarkson of course(macho dickhead presenter of motor show in the UK) - he's the reason men are universally hated.
Urge....to....kill....rising
At June 09, 2005 11:58 AM, Melanie was here said…
Hello WhiteBoyBob. Welcome to my humble blog!
I was not trying to imply that men are useless. Not at all. My husband is a wonderful man and I believe he suffered a mini-stroke which is what caused him to utter those bloggable words. We have a great marriage and it really is 50-50, except when it comes to cleaning up dog poop which I can't do on account of it makes me gag. Also, I don't like to clean the toilette as I am not the one who messes it up, but we'll save that for another blog!
Don't know who this Jeremey Clarkson is. Too bad he's a dickhead. Dickheads generally suck.
At June 09, 2005 12:40 PM, said…
Thanks for the welcome, your blog is most interesting. I was just being silly with my comments anyway, so no need to explain yourself. You are very fortunate not to have had your brain soiled by exposure to this man - he makes me weep for humanity.
I clean up our dog poop and it makes me gag too. In fact once my daughter (6 years old) did a fantastic stick drawing of me with a sad face, a poop bag in hand and a speech bubble coming from my mouth saying, "I feel sick!"
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