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Monday, August 01, 2005

Something a little "lighter"

Received this today in e-mail. Thought it was cool. I am a Walnut Tree, and the description is quite right. Although I am not jealous and I refuse to compromise on that. Anyway, what tree are you from?

TAKE A MOMENT TO FIND WHAT TREE YOU FELL FROM?

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate.

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - CypressTree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) -Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 -Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - CypressTree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping WillowTree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree


TREES (in alphabetical order)

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal
in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding,
does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play
with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money
rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional
support.

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader,
takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on
keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination,
little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down
on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes
to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for
the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed
sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated
easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior,
feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love,
physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life
has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic,
wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates
loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-
tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs
to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-
minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to
be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual
relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to
trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long
demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very
reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but
can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active
fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually
oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects
complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible,
leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment
in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its
feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very
conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out,
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates
fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is
actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and
friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a
complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely
loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers
for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory,
learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-
developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to
read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony,
loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion
conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will
leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs
affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-
confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant
surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic
nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any
situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism,
likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is
both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional,
good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often
egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous,
unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always
liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no
compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life,
full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything
beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless,
capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find
that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

16 Comments:

  • At August 01, 2005 2:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    1ST!!
    I'M A WEEPING WILLOW...APPEARS SOMEWHATE ACCURATE.
    FOR THOSE THAT KNOW ME, DO YOU AGREE?

     
  • At August 01, 2005 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    APPARENTLY TYPING IS NOT PART OF THE TRAITS OF A WEEPING WILLOW OR I MAY NOT HAVE ADDED THE 'E' TO SOMEWHAT....

     
  • At August 01, 2005 2:45 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Jen - I would agree!

     
  • At August 01, 2005 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out,
    but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates
    fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is
    actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and
    friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a
    complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely
    loyal.

    This is me... it's mostly true... doesn't say anything about large lumps on forehead!

     
  • At August 01, 2005 2:50 PM, Blogger clew said…

    Interesting! But a fellow Ohioan wonders, where is the Buckeye tree? ;)

     
  • At August 01, 2005 2:54 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Isn't buckeye the same as chesnut?

    GO BUCKS!

     
  • At August 01, 2005 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mine's the same as Lazy Wanker and it definitely decribes me to a "t"!

     
  • At August 01, 2005 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That's because we rock! To a T

     
  • At August 01, 2005 3:24 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    I'm a cypress.

     
  • At August 01, 2005 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I couldn't have said that better myself... what is the date of your B-day?

     
  • At August 01, 2005 7:12 PM, Blogger Scarlet Hip said…

    I'm a weeping willow and it's disturbingly accurate - especially this bit: suffers in love until they find
    that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh

     
  • At August 01, 2005 8:34 PM, Blogger John said…

    I'm a walnut just like you my friend.

     
  • At August 02, 2005 2:16 AM, Blogger CheyenneWay said…

    Well it says im an apple tree but i like to think of myself as a bannana tree.

    Bannana Tree - Super sexy and full of all the great qualities everybody wishes they had. Must be pampered on a daily basis by his loyal fans or his muscles although intended for good could turn to evil. Likes to be given money and lots of compliments. Accepts both Visa and MasterCard.

    :P

     
  • At August 02, 2005 8:19 AM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    John - of course you are a walnut! We are the coolest.

    Cheyenne - I believe we all have a little banana tree in us...or would like to!

     
  • At August 02, 2005 9:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i am a hazelnut tree. Pretty accurate, but not 100%, I think. ;)

     
  • At August 02, 2005 12:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm a Maple Tree. Not sure it describes me, as I can barely remember why I'm here.

     

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