My Therapist Claims There's Hope: Aunt Flo, that stupid whore

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Aunt Flo, that stupid whore

This is for my good friend Ubermilf who is having a rough day! Hang in there, kiddo!

In other news, Lo Lo is back! Woo hoo! You can't see me right now, but I'm totally break dancing and doing the moon walk in celebration.

**UPDATE - THE LINK ON THE WORD THIS SHOULD WORK NOW. SORRY I SUCK AT LINKING!**

24 Comments:

At July 27, 2005 12:01 PM, Anonymous said…

Yay for Lo Lo... hope you guys have a fun day today!
At July 27, 2005 12:56 PM, Lo Lo Lova said…

We've been partying like it's 1999 over here.

Except for the moments when she's doubled over in pain. Damn that Aunt Flo! She is so rude!!
At July 27, 2005 1:39 PM, Ubermilf said…

Let's stick a spork in her!
At July 27, 2005 2:03 PM, Anonymous said…

I hate when I get my Aunt Flo, and I hate when my wife gets hers too!
At July 27, 2005 2:52 PM, Anonymous said…

I want the pill that only lets Aunt Flo visit every 3 months. I don't like visiting with her more than I have to.
At July 27, 2005 2:57 PM, Melanie was here said…

I want the pill that makes Aunt Flo visit Dave, and not me.

It is strange how many of us are cycling together!
At July 27, 2005 3:00 PM, Anonymous said…

i'm actually looking forward to the day that i'm cycling again...i say that now but once she's back i'd probably be willing to take a quick jab to the ribs from baby janka any day!!
At July 27, 2005 3:10 PM, GingerSnaps said…

damn its like were roomates..aunt flo is here today too. man, she really gets around. make sure you girlss use protection because i hear shes got a bad case of syphlis.
At July 27, 2005 3:14 PM, Melanie was here said…

Aunt Flo is safe, its that Underhill you have to watch out for!
At July 27, 2005 3:32 PM, GingerSnaps said…

oh my god, quit making me spit out my food!!!!
At July 27, 2005 3:46 PM, Anonymous said…

Sue Z Q, Next time you go to the doctor, ask him if he can prescribe you the pills so she only is around every 3 months... it's totally safe to do... you just refill every 3 weeks instead of 4.. quite nice if i do say so myself!
At July 27, 2005 4:04 PM, Ubermilf said…

I want a chocolate fountain in my back yard.
At July 27, 2005 4:08 PM, Melanie was here said…

ME TOO! Have to figure out how to keep the bugs out though.
At July 27, 2005 4:08 PM, Lo Lo Lova said…

Guess this means she's coming for me next. Great. Just when I bought my new all-white Good-Humor outfit. I guess I won't be wearing that any time soon....
At July 27, 2005 4:10 PM, Melanie was here said…

Sorry baby, you are next. Don't worry, I have only eaten about half of this box of Whitman's Sampler and you are welcome to some of it!
At July 27, 2005 4:53 PM, Scarlet Hip said…

I'm going to repeat what I said over at Ubie's place - I am staying out of this so she doesn't come after me twice in one month. I fear her. She makes life hell.

Flo - not Ubie.
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Aunt Flo, that stupid whore

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