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Friday, July 29, 2005

Ass clowns

People I hate, in no particular order. This post, as many, was prompted by a conversation between Lo Lo and me this a.m. over coffee and muffins.

1. Chipper "Fuckhead" Jones
2. Hitler
3. Sadam Hussein
4. The lady in the cafeteria that is always a bitch and throws my food at me. GET A NEW HAIRNET YOU SKANK.
5. My sister S's ex-husband and his fucking cunt of a mother.
6. The stupid whore cashiers at the grocery store right near my house. They are the most unfriendly bunch of assholes. I don't go there anymore because of them. They don't even say hello! They grunt at you.
7. That dickhead who killed John Lennon.
8. Dick Goddard's wife. He is cool and she hits him.
9. A few other "real" people who I won't name.
10. The devil. He pretty much sucks warm donkey balls.

posted by Melanie was here @ 2:43 PM  

28 Comments:

  • At July 29, 2005 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    First!
    Neighbor Ed?

     

  • At July 29, 2005 2:59 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Why in the hell would I hate neighbor Ed???

     

  • At July 29, 2005 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Trolls! Every single one of them!

     

  • At July 29, 2005 3:02 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    I too hate trolls.

     

  • At July 29, 2005 3:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You've always said you didn't like him.

     

  • At July 29, 2005 3:11 PM, Blogger mickey the wicked said…

    I hate... mimes

     

  • At July 29, 2005 3:12 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    But I don't hate him. I just think he is a male chauvinist pig who yells at his daughters and wife too much. But hate? Nah.

     

  • At July 29, 2005 3:16 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Mickey - I agree, Mimes are unnatural and scary.

     

  • At July 29, 2005 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm for trolls and mean people. I dont' have many on my hate list, but many on my dislike a lot list

     

  • At July 29, 2005 3:26 PM, Blogger Lo Lo Lova said…

    I hate Ed Norton (the actor)

    I hate Rebecca Rojmain or whatever the fuck her name is

    I hate Whitney Houston

    I hate Mimes as well

    I hate Hitler as well

    I hate Saddam as well

    I hate W

    I hate any man who hits women and/or children

    I hate anyone who hurts chilren in any way

    And I hate David Hasselhoff

     

  • At July 29, 2005 4:17 PM, Blogger Scarlet Hip said…

    The problem with you Mel, is that you hold back too much. You really should learn to express yourself and say what you really think.

    hehehe

     

  • At July 29, 2005 4:22 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Brooke, you minx, you just made me laugh out loud. Ask Lo Lo. I did. My pants used to be dry, but not since you made me pee in them from laughing.

     

  • At July 29, 2005 5:31 PM, Blogger Lo Lo Lova said…

    It's true - Mel laughed out like like a dork.

     

  • At July 29, 2005 5:31 PM, Blogger Lo Lo Lova said…

    LOVE YOU

     

  • At July 29, 2005 5:32 PM, Blogger Scarlet Hip said…

    Now I think I squirted! LOL

     

  • At July 29, 2005 7:55 PM, Blogger GingerSnaps said…

    i think david hasselhoff actually has warm donkey balls..hmm, illl go check, he's tied up in my closet next to anthony..

     

  • At July 29, 2005 9:35 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    Chipper Jones? WTF? He's among the best switch hitters in MLB. When his hammie is 100% he is nigh unstoppable. His knack for hitting lies in his patience. He will sit on a pitch forever and then slap it (or crush it) right where he wants it. His patience is one of the reasons he has had over 80 walks in his last 7 seasons. How could you hate Chipper Jones, when there are so many Derek Jeters, Alex Rodriguez's, Gary Sheffields, Kenny Rogers', etc. out there? Chipper is a bastion of sportsmanship and an ambasador for baseball.

    Ridiculous, I tell you.

     

  • At July 29, 2005 9:37 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    Also, John Lennon was an overrated hack.

     

  • At July 30, 2005 10:59 AM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    I want to make an evil exhusband island, and since they so often have nasty mothers, they can go there too.

    It won't be a nice island, and they won't have very much food.

    LoLo -- Ed Norton? Really? Otherwise, hell ya.

    Who likes mimes?

     

  • At July 30, 2005 12:16 PM, Blogger GingerSnaps said…

    nick! kenny rogers and john lennon!!! you are soooo on a time out..birthday or not!

     

  • At July 30, 2005 4:35 PM, Blogger kris said…

    Any woman whose first post I read is titled Ass Clowns is a friend o' mine.

    Sweet.

    Lo lo lova, easy on the Hasselhoff. He practically brought the beach whore genre to the U.S. Come on, simma down now . . . :)

     

  • At July 31, 2005 6:28 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    Red - I'm talking about the Texas Rangers' Pitcher Kenny Rogers not the "know when to hold 'em" guy.

     

  • At July 31, 2005 10:39 PM, Blogger John said…

    I hate David Justice, Michael Jordan, John Elway, the Yankees and Jose Mesa. It has nothing to do with Cleveland sports. It's because every single one of those monkey punchers owes me money.

     

  • At August 01, 2005 11:56 AM, Blogger Fella said…

    The Yankees, collectively, owe you money? Break their knees I say.

    Of course I'm a Red Sox fan.

     

  • At August 01, 2005 12:06 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    I thought you were a White Sox fan?

    I think you're a pathological liar.

    Among your other shortcomings, of which there are many.

     

  • At August 01, 2005 3:21 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    Can a man not root for more than one team? I happen to have an affinty for teams with Sox in their names including, but not limited to, The Pawtuckett Red Sox, The Colorado Springs Sky Sox, The Chicago Black Sox, The Great Falls White Sox, The Wexford Sox, The South Bend Blue Sox and The Lexington Blue Sox.

    Calling people names is not nice.

     

  • At August 01, 2005 4:41 PM, Blogger Fella said…

    I am still unclear as to the root cause of your hatred of chipper...

     

  • At August 01, 2005 4:50 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    I am obviously sincere in my hatred since I posted that comment twice! D'oh!

     

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