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Monday, August 08, 2005

Shut your mouth!

After having an ample breath sample, here is what I have analyzed my co-worker's breakfast to have been:

A shit sandwich with a side of warm ass.
To drink - some liquified crap.
For dessert - a poopy flavored lollipop.

Holy mother of God, my nose hurts.

posted by Melanie was here @ 1:40 PM  

9 Comments:

  • At August 08, 2005 2:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey... They must have breakfast with one of my co-workers!

     

  • At August 08, 2005 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is it safe to assume that you're not talking about Lo Lo?

     

  • At August 08, 2005 2:48 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Seriously, it is bad.

    Nope, never Lo Lo. Her breath smells like rose petals and fresh milk, and Trident.

     

  • At August 08, 2005 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    mmm... that sounds delicious. She should give my co-worker some tips... That is some serious rot!

     

  • At August 08, 2005 3:16 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said…

    Maybe her tummy is upset. Or she has a cold.

    Isn't there a doctor in the house?

     

  • At August 08, 2005 4:28 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    Ubie - I wish. This is daily. My coworker, unfortunately, just has really bad dog shit breath. Lovely person, but I suggest not breathing during conversation.

     

  • At August 08, 2005 10:33 PM, Blogger Scarlet Hip said…

    poopy!!!

     

  • At August 09, 2005 1:14 AM, Blogger CheyenneWay said…

    LMAO!!! Sever case of Halitosis perhaps? Thats some nasty menu items and maybe you should mention how McDonalds has a better selection.

     

  • At August 10, 2005 10:47 AM, Blogger Lo Lo Lova said…

    I'm so glad to know that I was NOT HERE the day she blogged this. Phew!

    I do try to chew gum often, because there is nothing worse than being hit with a wall of simple chronic halitosis whilst conversing with someone. It makes it very hard to concentrate on the words, since you are too busy trying to figure out how to get the phuck out of the line of fire!

     

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