My Therapist Claims There's Hope: And the answer is....

Friday, August 05, 2005

And the answer is....

Got home tonight and went in my closet to put my shoes away. To my surprise, my magic 8 ball was sitting in the middle of the floor. I took it to be a sign. So, ask anything you like and I'll consult the magic 8 ball and let you know what it says.

21 Comments:

At August 06, 2005 3:50 AM, Captain Beefheart said…

Oh Magic 8 Ball, answer me this:

Should I stop drinking?
At August 06, 2005 3:53 AM, Captain Beefheart said…

Number 1nst with a pullet!
At August 06, 2005 10:29 AM, Melanie was here said…

Cap'n - the Magic 8 Ball says:
"It is certain"

OUCH! Let me know if you want me to ask it again. It is early here, maybe the 8 ball isn't awake yet.
At August 06, 2005 10:30 AM, Ubermilf said…

Who's cuter, Captain Beefy or Prince William?
At August 06, 2005 10:31 AM, Ubermilf said…

Melanie! You're here!
At August 06, 2005 10:40 AM, Melanie was here said…

I am here! Good Saturday morning!

Ubie - I can't ask it that quetion. Well, actually I can but the answer won't make sense. Let's see what it says....

The Magic 8 Ball says:
"Very doubtful"
At August 06, 2005 10:53 AM, Captain Beefheart said…

You have to ask, "Is Captain Beefy cuter than the chinless fop Billy?"

And I'd appreciate getting confirmation on the drinking question, if it's not too much trouble. Perhaps it misunderstood the question
At August 06, 2005 10:59 AM, Melanie was here said…

Alright, here goes.
Is Cap'n hotter than that twat William? Answer: Better not tell you yet.

Should Cap'n stop drinking? Answer: Don't count on it.

Well, the drinking one turned out better. We'll have to ask the other one again in a bit.
At August 06, 2005 3:55 PM, Captain Beefheart said…

Alright! The wisdom of drinking cessation is uncertain! That's the best news I've had in a hundred liquid lunchtimes ;o)
At August 08, 2005 10:51 AM, Anonymous said…

Will the endless torture and question of my manhood by my friends ever end?
At August 08, 2005 11:36 AM, Anonymous said…

My sources say NO!
At August 08, 2005 1:27 PM, Anonymous said…

Can you ask your magic 8 Ball whether I'll get my wish of being the benevolent dictator of the UK?
At August 08, 2005 1:44 PM, Melanie was here said…

Unfortunately the Magic 8 Ball is at home. I will ask it the questions and respond tonight! If you like, I will get it drunk first so that it gives better answers, unless it is a mean drunk in which case....
At August 08, 2005 1:44 PM, Melanie was here said…

Oh, and Brian - wooooooo (with a twirl).
At August 08, 2005 4:38 PM, Anonymous said…

i have my magic 8 ball on my desk at work. i use it to decide whether i should work or not.
today, my sources say no.
At August 09, 2005 9:37 AM, Anonymous said…

Mel- did you ask the ball? Please I have to know!!!
At August 09, 2005 9:40 AM, Melanie was here said…

Brian - unfortunately I didn't get home until after 10 p.m. I will ask it tonight - I promise!
At August 09, 2005 2:53 PM, Anonymous said…

Oh! I hope it has the answer I'm looking for.
At August 09, 2005 9:01 PM, Melanie was here said…

Brian asked: "Will the endless torture and question of my manhood by my friends ever end?"

And the 8 ball says.....
Yes, definitely

Brian - there's hope!
At August 11, 2005 1:13 AM, GingerSnaps said…

am i going to have to make myself orgasm for the rest of my life or will some man finally figure out how to do it?
At August 11, 2005 11:04 AM, Melanie was here said…

Red - I will consult the magic 8 ball tonight and let you know. Fingers crossed!

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And the answer is....

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