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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Shhhh, I have a secret

Last week I purchased a pair of black slippers at the gift shop at work. They are so comfortable. I am passing them off as regular shoes and my co-workers are none the wiser!!! I feel like such a bad girl!!!!!

posted by Melanie was here @ 12:30 PM  

6 Comments:

  • At March 01, 2005 8:52 PM, Blogger John said…

    I totally knew they were slippers

     

  • At March 01, 2005 9:40 PM, Blogger Melanie was here said…

    I'll give you a $1.47 not to tell anyone! When you really think about it, it is a victimless crime after all!

     

  • At March 04, 2005 9:24 AM, Blogger John said…

    I'll smack you in the mouth lo lo lova. I'm getting my $1.47 and if you tell people, then there won't be any reason for mwh to pay me now will there

     

  • At March 04, 2005 10:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Okay, John, here's the deal: if you re-read my sentence you will see that it says that everyone already knows. Loosely translated, this means that I don't have to tell anyone because they already are aware of the fact that Melanie is trying to pass of her slippers as shoes. And if you need th $1.47 that badly, I will send you a check. You can get half of a happy meal at McDonald's.

     

  • At March 04, 2005 12:01 PM, Blogger John said…

    I do need it. Please send it to my peepal account.

     

  • At March 04, 2005 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    John,

    I will have my secretary wire you the money from my account in Switzerland.

     

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