My Therapist Claims There's Hope

He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Warning

So, apparently some big, bad snow storm is moving into the Cleveland area. Just thought I would warn everyone that what that really means is that the stupid people around here will forget how to drive. Even if it is not snowing, these A-holes will drive like it is just because of the hype of the possible impending storm. And let's face it, we have lots of false alarms thanks to Dick Goddard who is older than Moses. I wish these people could be so easily mind controlled when it comes to important issues such as losing the mullet, not wearing acid washed jeans, and in general leaving the 80's behind. Woohoo, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Weekend update

Hi all. So, had a pretty eventful weekend. Went to a Beauty Control party on Friday at Sue's house, hosted by Berta. We had a blast. We are now in control of our beauty. After several bottles of champagne it was much easier to crack open the wallet and spend roughly the amount of several small countries national budget for a tiny pot of eye cream! Rach - you better use it! Fell asleep on the couch with Rach and Chrissy. Woke up with Rach. Not sure if the couch devoured Chrissy or if she simply had enough of cuddling two chicks!

Saturday night. Out with the ladies - Tam, Lyssa and Seph. A chili dog, 27 beers each and two fights later we called it a night. Yeah, what is up with women lately? They are, for lack of a better word, assholes. Seph and I are in the ladies room - single seater. So, we take turns touching up make-up and weeing. Some ASSHOLES start banging on the door and jiggling the handle. We yell that we'll be out in a minute. They continue their assault on the door. At this point I am fairly certain I am going to have to judo chop someone. We come out and they promptly tell us that if we want to do drugs, there are places up the street for that. I quickly counter with yeah, there are places up the street for whores like you too. Not sure why, but they got offended! Like it is ok for them to accuse us of using drugs (which we clearly do not), but when I point out the obvious (that they are whores) they don't care for it! Well, eff them. Just another day in the life of a rockstar!!! Well, other than Sunday which I spent doing laundry all day :-(

Friday, February 25, 2005

I'm not a virgin....anymore

I'm blogging, I'm really blogging! My Mom would be so proud. Unfortunately, she has not really joined this decade comuter-wise. Now I'm screwed if my sisters read this and tell her, but they aren't really into blogging either. Although what would it matter if my sisters did tell my Mom what I said, I'm only speaking the truth, not like she can get pissed. More to come......probably about road rage, stupid people and other things that irritate me to the point of needing therapy.